This is the part where I’m supposed to explain what we’re doing here, and (with a signature sense of wry, self-deprecating humor) list the various accolades I’ve received and titles I’ve held that make Low Swank worth your time.

In order to overdeliver, though, it helps to underpromise—and I’m going that route. I’m an artist and a writer with two decades of online projects in my rearview mirror; I survived both the girl boss and first-wave influencer eras, leaving me bravely and uniquely qualified to be not-annoying on the internet. 

Low Swank is a twice-monthly newsletter that's been described as “compelling,” “100% excellent,” “voice-y," “f-cking cool,” and “just elliptical enough,” (I appreciated that last one immensely).

It’s a good read, and it’s free to subscribe. If you’re really into it (which is, of course, the goal), there’s a very optional paid tier for that—but truly, I’m just glad you’re here. Thank you so much for reading.