Kicking things off with an ominous copyright warning screen and a Pee-Wee Herman anti-drug PSA. Also—which VHS personality is yours?

Presented without (much) comment: three short, unrelated, and overheard moments…because it doesn’t count as eavesdropping if you're just sort of there.

Sharpen your pencils for a few multiple choice questions about your baggage, both literal and figurative. No need to study, you totally got this.

On my mood board (and most definitely on my mind). This edition = Kravitz supremacy, Gap-Toothed Women, and Theft by Finding.