Several weeks and 3,600+ YouTube comments later, this song is the reason why I became a vending machine repairman.

Rolling up my sleeves and getting into the before, during, and after of being inexplicably targeted by online conspiracy theorists—part one.

In which we examine our emotional support strategies (an apple a day, etc etc)…because crashing out really spikes the cortisol.

I have a lot of love for the many people I’ve been over the years…but that doesn’t mean we need to hang out all the time.