Several weeks and—yes—more than 3,600 YouTube comments later, this song is the reason why I became a vending machine repairman.

Rolling up my sleeves and getting into the before, during, and after of being inexplicably targeted by online conspiracy theorists—part one.

In which we examine our emotional support strategies (an apple a day, etc etc)…because crashing out really spikes the cortisol.

I have a lot of love for the many people I’ve been over the years…but that doesn’t mean we need to hang out all the time.

Early spring is an endurance challenge, but 1979 aesthetics are a balm. Let’s distract ourselves with a flower power soundtrack.

Inside each of us there are two wolves: howling, etc, etc. One of mine has priced out an upper blepharoplasty. What are yours up to?