Presented without (much) comment: three short, unrelated, and overheard moments…because it doesn’t count as eavesdropping if you're just sort of there.

Sharpen your pencils for a few multiple choice questions about your baggage, both literal and figurative. No need to study, you totally got this.

On my mood board (and most definitely on my mind). This edition = Kravitz supremacy, Gap-Toothed Women, and Theft by Finding.

Several weeks and—yes—more than 3,600 YouTube comments later, this song is the reason why I became a vending machine repairman.