Listen Up, Listen In
Presented without (much) comment: three short, unrelated, and overheard moments…because it doesn’t count as eavesdropping if you're just sort of there.
Age Gap Pop Quiz
Sharpen your pencils for a few multiple choice questions about your baggage, both literal and figurative. No need to study, you totally got this.
Feelin’ Fine
Several weeks and—yes—more than 3,600 YouTube comments later, this song is the reason why I became a vending machine repairman.
Very Online (Part 1)
Rolling up my sleeves and getting into the before, during, and after of being inexplicably targeted by online conspiracy theorists—part one.
This Is Not a Smoothie Recipe
In which we examine our emotional support strategies (an apple a day, etc etc)…because crashing out really spikes the cortisol.
Permanent Record
I have a lot of love for the many people I’ve been over the years…but that doesn’t mean we need to hang out all the time.