Chronicling the experience (this time, the how and the why) of getting dragged into an online conspiracy theory—part two.

Kicking things off with an ominous copyright warning screen and a Pee-Wee Herman anti-drug PSA. Also—which VHS personality is yours?

Presented without (much) comment: three short, unrelated, and overheard moments…because it doesn’t count as eavesdropping if you're just sort of there.

Sharpen your pencils for a few multiple choice questions about your baggage, both literal and figurative. No need to study, you totally got this.

Several weeks and—yes—more than 3,600 YouTube comments later, this song is the reason why I became a vending machine repairman.

Rolling up my sleeves and getting into the before, during, and after of being inexplicably targeted by online conspiracy theorists—part one.